The Butt Of Ones Jokes

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I recently remembered a time from my childhood where my Mum was telling friends an embarrassing story about me (I stripped completely naked in McDonalds) and I burst into tears for 2 reasons.

 1)I didn't actually remember what she was talking about and 2) I was deeply embarrassed.  

Nightmare In The Suburbs

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The other night I was having a nightmare. One of those that you wake up in a sweat and you are almost too scared to reach out and put the bedside light on even though you really need to to make sure a killer isn't at the end of your bed.

Stuck In The Middle With You

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Recently I was in a situation where I was in the back of my 'family friendly' car with the babe and a family member. I was sat behind the driver, the babe in the middle and the other behind the passenger. It occurred to me that this seemed something of quite a significance. Me and this other had always been friendly but perhaps not that close. In previous times, we would probably have sat in the back, poles apart, the middle seat unoccupied. A great gap. Now, in this moment we were both entirely focused on the beautiful creature between us and each held an opposing hand, cooing and laughing.

December Favourites

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Here are my top 5 December 2014 favourites.

Christmas

OF COURSE one of my December favourites has to be Christmas! That's what December is made for. This Christmas was made extra special with the babe.

Happy New Year

Hello Again,

I hope you all had a fantastic (booze and food filled) evening last night and I was you every happiness for 2015.

Speak soon, 

L xx